Chris AKA the Mad Professor
Name:
Chris
 
Role with Showtime Trivia:
Host, Technology Manager
 
Location(s):
Legends (Westminster)
 
Favorite Movie:
Boondock Saints for action, Bulletproof for comedy
 
Favorite TV Show:
MacGyver ... yeah, that's right
 
Favorite Food:
Potatoes, any way you slice 'em
 
Favorite Music:
The Weakerthans
 
Drink of Choice:
Tequila ... sweet delicious reposado tequila
 
Share a Funny or Embarassing Story About Yourself:
Not proud moments of my life, but yes, I have crapped my pants no fewer than two times as an adult. Moral of that story, don't drink the water either from a mountain stream in northern California or from anywhere in Guadalajara, Mexico. It will most likely not turn out well for you or for the people who have to share bathroom space with you.
 
Favorite Wrong Answer a Team Has Ever Given:
Tyrone Littlefeather (Question was: Who is the half black, half Native American who was the first casualty of the American Revolution?)
 
Best/Worst Team Name You Have Ever Seen:
Best - Ding Dong The Witch Eats Bread ---- Worst - (just a picture of a dick and balls)
 
Why should people come play Showtime Trivia?
Well, you can drink beer while you play, and beer makes you smarter, so a healthily moderated diet of beer and trivia will make you a certifiable genius in 3 years, tops. Honestly. So grab a scoresheet and a pack of answer slips and start filling out your application for MENSA now.

I honestly have nothing clever to say about this. Yikes.