Chris AKA the Professor
Name:
Chris
 
Role with Showtime Trivia:
Host
 
Location(s):
Greene Turtle Westminster, Frisco Family Pub
 
Favorite Movie:
Boondock Saints
 
Favorite Food:
Mashed Potatoes
 
Favorite Music:
The Weakerthans and mid-90s alternative and grunge
 
Day Job
System Admin
 
Hobbies/Fun Things You Like to Do:
Traveling, crocheting, being a menace to south-central while drinking my juice in the hood.
 
Share a Funny or Embarassing Story About Yourself:
Not proud moments of my life, but yes, I have crapped my pants no fewer than two times as an adult. Moral of that story, don't drink the water either from a mountain stream in northern California or from anywhere in Guadalajara, Mexico. It will most likely not turn out well for you or for the people who have to share bathroom space with you.
 
If you were stranded on a deserted island, what three items would you have to have with you?:
Being a practical man, I would bring matches, a butcher knife and a pig. Matches and the knife for survival and the pig for companionship... until my own personal luau.
 
Why should people come play Showtime Trivia?
Well, you can drink beer while you play, and beer makes you smarter, so a healthily moderated diet of beer and trivia will make you a certifiable genius in 3 years, tops. Honestly. So grab a scoresheet and a pack of answer slips and start filling out your application for MENSA now.

Don't let the smart guy look fool you. He is also not sober.